A Decent Selection of Memes and Other Funny Things

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    Arm - The "drop her off at work w/ her car" starter kit.
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    Cartoon - me clinging onto unhealthy coping mechanisms even though i know they only make things worse IPH 3
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    Dog - When ur girlfriend gets angry, but she looks so cute you start smiling, which makes her even angrier
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    Shorts - Trying to get some bed covers back from your Mrs like... TA 2009 THE WORLD'S
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    Hand - The best cure for a hangover is being under the age of 25
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    Cat - You're always writing about politics. Why don't you post cats pictures like anyone else? Me: Okay! LITTLE MAXX LIREARY ZEXE schia THE Communist Manilesto
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    Human - People keep talking about Wakanda, but they forgot about Zamunda.
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    Mouth - This is how tattoos spread. Always wash your hands.
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    Cat - me 30 seconds after receiving the order confirmation email
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    Clothing - Time Traveler: hey what year is this? Soldier: It's 1916, in the middle of the Great War Time Traveler: oh you mean World War 1? Soldier: PIONEEL world war what now
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    Building - Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough
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    Forehead - Me, singing along to Rammstein My German friend: Amazing. Every word of what you've just said is wrong. Mmabie
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    Arm - The army looking at peoples COD stats to see who to recruit R
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    Organism - When someone asks you how you are doing but you are miserable so you pull out ol' reliable LIVING THE DREAM!
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    Mouth - "Would you slap a co-worker for $25,000?" Me: It's not about money...
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    Car - Planning to make a reverse Onlyfans where I send people my dick pic till they pay me $19.99 a month to stop "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"
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    Font - "Losing a Queen hurts...now Britain knows how i felt when I lost you"
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    Horse - Peasant: I cannot pay. These taxes are unfair Lord: You talk a lot of shit for someone with such a flammable house Urdance withshrew. 1427
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    Nose - *cashier checks my ID in half a second* Me: "That was fast." Cashier: "Yeah, I saw the 19." Me: ()
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    Photograph - Middle aged man on Facebook posting quotes about how Loyal but Dangerous he is starterpack
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    Cloud - Uber Eats Deliveroo Just Eat Me trying to gather the Strength to make myself dinner
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    Eyebrow - When you're reading the Bible and have a spiritual awakening @rollervader Oh God, I feel you inside me
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    Rectangle - Me at 3 AM setting my alarm for 7 AM
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    Adaptation - lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878: @zigzagpow
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    Wheel - "I'm really sorry they've got me driving 14 hours a day in this thing and also I'm a dog" eralde SUITES
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    Mouth - oftuar I TRIED BAKING A SKULL CAKE BUT INSTEAD I ENDED UP WITH A PHAROAH FROM 1500 BC Jucashing TILE METAL YOUN Was
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    Hand - Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: No returns. Satan: Please it's making me sad
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    Sleeve - Meditation is easy. Just sit and observe the voice in your head. The voice in my head:
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    Mouth - When you stack a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight this is the demon that appears COWBOYS M
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    Happy - When you finally give the guy holding a fish in his dating app profile a chance
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    Food - This lady using bread as knee pads while she looks at other bread NEKEC Mas ar 201 110⁰⁰ JAKERY BIL BIG BIG Moe Day SM MERT FRANC ET FR
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    Forehead - When I'm being frisked by security but I already ate all the drugs ( You Get Nothing!
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    Forehead - Will Poulter > @PoulterWill Stop sending me this shit! 10:24 AM - 24 Aug 22 via Twitter for iPhone 34 likes Reply Retweet More GAME OF THRONES SHAMEPOSTING
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    Wood - Why having a pet door is a bad idea in Florida.
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    Food - When your food is in better shape than you @applepotameme
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    Cloud - me when there's cheese at the function
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    Jeans - I just turned 25 years old 30 sure grandma let's get you to bed Slank Sinatra adam the creato
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    Cat - Everyone: "Sleep paralysis is honestly the scariest thing that ever happened to me." My sleep paralysis demon: @lean_in_my_cereal Sup bro, we out of Oreos again
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    Cartoon - Me Psychedelics Comfortably High Also me
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    Photograph - When you're in socks and you step in water
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    Font - What.....what are you doing there step USB-C cable
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    Rectangle - These are stronger than my will to live MUU 22 76002 MEMES
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    Organism - god lets me live because he is afraid of confronting me directly

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